my friendship comes in 3 levels:
3) inappropriate sexual humor.
as a serial killer my name would be the suspense so my victims would be like “oh no, the suspense is killing me” and we would both laugh right before i killed them
And this brings me to the subject of body size again, something I am very reluctant to discuss-because I don’t want to give them more importance than they deserve. Body sizes can be remarkable for their variations from accepted norms, but still explain almost nothing about the lives led inside those bodies.
|—||Kurt Vonnegut, Jailbird (via emilyerock)|